Some cute jokes, courtesy Lil D:
Q: What do you get when a waiter trips?
A: Flying saucer
Q: Why do lightning bugs get As in school?
A: Because they are very bright
Q: Why do frogs have such an easy life?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them
Q: Why is a snake measured in inches?
A: Because it has no feet
Q: Why was Einstein’s head wet?
A: Because he had a brainstorm
My fave was the frogs one. Which one did you like?