Bright Sparks

Some cute jokes, courtesy Lil D:

Q: What do you get when a waiter trips?
A: Flying saucer

Q: Why do lightning bugs get As in school?
A: Because they are very bright

Q: Why do frogs have such an easy life?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them

Q: Why is a snake measured in inches?
A: Because it has no feet

Q: Why was Einstein’s head wet?
A: Because he had a brainstorm

My fave was the frogs one. Which one did you like?

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