There was some sort of tapping on the door of our hotel room.

Lil D promptly wrapped herself around me.

Me: Are you scared?

Lil D: Yes, I’m very scared.

Me: Of what?

Lil D: I’m scared that chor will come. I hate chor.

Me (laughing): Nobody likes chor, Lil D. Everyone hates chor.

Lil D (after a second): But the chor’s wife loves him, no?

Pyaar kiya to darna kya 🙂