There was some sort of tapping on the door of our hotel room.
Lil D promptly wrapped herself around me.
Me: Are you scared?
Lil D: Yes, I’m very scared.
Me: Of what?
Lil D: I’m scared that chor will come. I hate chor.
Me (laughing): Nobody likes chor, Lil D. Everyone hates chor.
Lil D (after a second): But the chor’s wife loves him, no?
Pyaar kiya to darna kya 🙂