Friend1: “You have to listen to me because I’m the biggest.”
Friend2: “No, it’s her house, so we have to listen to her, no Lil D?”
Lil D (after a significant pause): “Let me decide who is right.”

* * *

Friend1: “I’m going to my new house and am going to live there forever.”
Lil D: “Till you die.”
Friend1 (after some thought): “No, after I die I’ll come back again and live there, again and again.”

* * *

(While playing doctor-doctor)
Friend1 (Giggling non-stop)
Friend2 and Lil D (in chorus): Patients must not laugh!